This post is full of SPOLIERS you wont understand if you haven’t watched both seasons of Mr Robot.
Dear FBI Agent from Season 2
They did you wrong, sis.
imdB lists you simply as FBI Agent but
I’m gonna call you Janet Chimamanda Knowles-Carter.
Janet, you were important to me.
I looked for you because you look like me.
I didn’t see you as much as Dominique’s big head
cos I bet you were taking care of the finer points.
I bet you’re the one who brought up Python.
Mentioned it in the general meeting.
You made that evidence board, didn’t you Janet?
Couldn’t have been Dominique since she was
running around all the time instead of helping with
The show pretends Dominique solved the case alone
but I know without your help she wouldn’t have known
What was it like working with her?
She wasn’t at all affected by your death.
Never mentioned it once.
Considering you worked together
both travelled to Beijing on that long ass flight
I feel like they coulda at least said a sentence
bout your passing.
*pours out liquor*
I mean it’s not like they didn’t have space
in the show’s runtime
with all those long tracking shots they do
they’re good though, innit?
I assume Dominique’s made out of kevlar.
That’s two Dark Army shoot outs she’s survived.
that’s a level of super white privilege Shayla didn’t unlock
in season one
and you definitely didn’t have access to.
Anyway, fuck Dominique.
All season long, she’s discovering things about fsociety,
all now she couldn’t discover your name?
You didn’t watch season one of Mr Robot, Janet,
you lived it.
When did the FBI clock Elliott and Darlene were siblings?
That was some good TV.
Looking back, I don’t know how I didn’t see it!
They both have huge eyes.
Their poor eyelids have such a long distance
to travel for blinking or sleeping.
Janet, did you pause when you first saw Elliott?
You know, when you were putting evidence together?
He’s handsome af.
His untreated mental health issues would make a
“Am I datingyou or Mr Robot who is you
but is your dad or your projection of him?”
Total head fuck. A good looking one
but a head fuck nonetheless.
Janet, everyone thinks Elliott is a genius
when the real genius is Joanna.
She’s a real ride or die, got her side man
to alibi her main man for when he comes back from
No, she literally made Scott beat her black
and blue to convince Derek’s simple ass
to lie for TyTy.
I really hope Darlene don’t say shit to Dominique.
The FBI has everything already
on the Evidence Board you made, Janet.
I messed up, sis. I binged 2 seasons in 7 days.
I gotta wait til next year to find out
they’ll get Darlene out of custody
if Elliott is really gonna die
after getting shot by TyTy
what Whiterose told Angela’s ponytail wearing ass
and most importantly
You didn’t have to die, Janet.
Hopefully they’ll introduce a NW45 wearing
sister in season 3 who lives to become a
The show’s already sublime but
seeing someone our complexion would
tip it over the edge into perfection.
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