In the minds of those who violently uphold patriarchy Rob Kardashian has turned you from a hoe to a housewife. So acute is their misogyny that they have conjoured up a myth where Rob found you hoe’ing on Hoe Boulevard and liberated you, removing your shackles of Hoeness, elevating you to Housewife status. However, the truth is that you found Rob abandoned, put some loving on him, gave him the care and attention he was so desperately seeking turning his life around. I’m happy for you, I believe you’re in love and I wish nothing but goodness for you and your pregnancy.
When Tyga left you for a child, not enough people climbed up in his ass or told Kylie that she had turned a rapper into a paedophile (almost as ludicrous as asserting that you’ve been transformed from a hoe to a housewife). So comfortable are they with the problematic "older man, younger woman" narrative that when the High Priest of Questionable Behaviour Kanye West confirmed the relationship between Tyga and Kylie by stating “I think he was smart, he got in there early”, no one batted an eyelid. Yet, as news broke of the love muffin growing in your oven, you could almost hear the chant on the battlefields of Twitter “The Hoteps are coming! The Hoteps are coming!” And boy did they turn up to remind you of your hoe responsibilities, your hoe restrictions if you will. While none of them know how many people you have slept with, they’re determined that you are in fact a hoe because in their eyes your social media feeds are full of hoe evidence and hoe receipts. Wilfully ignorant and determined to restrict your happiness, they choose to forget that you are a business owner, a high school and college graduate. You see, while a hoe never gets cold, a hoe is also never allowed to enjoy life. You are to sit there and cry about your hoe activity in perpetuity- only then will they accept your existence. Only once you show regret and remorse for using your body to make money with will this patriarchal society forgive you your hoeness as you forgive those who hoe against you.
LOL. No, they will never allow you to live your life and it's not because they have decided you're a "hoe" it's because you're a woman. You could be a nurse, a nun, a lawyer, a vet, a shop assistant, a secretary, for the simple fact that you're a woman, every aspect of your life will be dissected for their entertainment. These hoe restrictions they have placed upon you serve to make them feel better.
I want you to be happy and to get everything you want in life. Too long have women been expected to stand up under the burden of disrespect and betrayal without recompense. Now you have that ring to lean back on should you get too tired to stand. People are calling you petty, but I call you smart and like Jon said on Twitter, I hope you’re invited to give a TED Talk and educate other women on how you did it. How you turned yourself from a woman scorned to a woman loved from the inside out.
Lots of love,